Secret Wish List

I am blessed with a lot of gifts from God, and I dare not ask for more.  Yet, if there is anything I secretly wish for, here's the list in no particular order:

Talent in sports (especially racquet and ball games)

Smooth, strong and shiny hair

Good at making funny faces when photographed

Cracking funny jokes

Psychic power to communicate with animals

No more water retention/ bloated tummy and legs

Miraculous unknown source of income, deposited into my bank each month

Natural snowboarder

Natural swimmer even in strong currents

Great at remembering (ordinary) faces and names

Survive an adventure in the Amazon without any close encounter with insects or animals, yet with a nice place to sleep in

Smaller calf muscles without botox

Immune to all side effects of UV rays

No more daily neck pain and tendon soreness

Ride a bike

Forever youthfulness - appearance, health, mind

Forever optimism, high spirits, courage

Natural and peaceful death 

Natural shield against all insects and ugly animals

Become an awesome photographer

Paint awesome (non silly/ stick figure) pictures on canvas

After typing out the list, I noticed my secret desires/wishes could be categorized as follows:

Physical sports/ activities related

Physical appearance

Physical and mental well-being

Silly but serious wishes

Useless envy of others

PS:  I cannot decide if I should be embarrassed about not having any wish to save the world...